英国卫报总结欧美A片常见的11种开场情节

假冒水管工 the faulty plumbing scenario

“你裤兜里是个扳手么?”

'Is that a spanner in your pocket?'

滑旱冰时摔倒 the painful rollerskating accident scenario

“我家里有一些特别好的粘性药膏...”

'I've got some really great sticking plasters back at my flat'

水洒到衣服上 the spillage scenario

这是居家过日子最常见的小意外了, 可是要当心啊, 女士们...

Ladies, beware of this common household accident ...

殡仪馆 the funeral parlour scenario

“有人说悲痛的心情会经过五个阶段. 不过我知道还有第六个...”

'They say grief comes in five stages. But I know a sixth'

送披萨上门 the improbably-named pizza delivery scenario

“我听说这儿有人肚子很饿” （盒子上写的是 “大香肠披萨”）

'I hear someone in there's got a big appetite'

在友好的气氛中下棋 the friendly game of chess scenario

“我一直觉得自己是个小卒子”（卒子pawn与色情porn谐音）

'I always knew I was a pawn star'

送家具 the furniture delivery scenario

“把它放在那些沙发旁边就行了...”

'Put it with all the other sofas, please'

地下停车场 the underground car park scenario

“我的发动机只在特殊场合才会开这么大...”

'The turbo setting is just for special occasions'

史前（是避孕套发明前）一万年 the 10,000BC (Before Contraception) scenario

“我觉得到二十世纪时，色情片的制作策略保准是原始人故事...”

'I think the politics of 20th-century pornography are positively Neanderthal'

乡村集市 the country-fair scenario

“你知道不, 隆胸用的材料, 80%都是在内布拉斯加州史考特布拉夫的田野里种出来的...”

'Did you know 80% of breast implants are actually grown in fields near Scottsbluff, Nebraska?'

办公室 the office scenario

“我们公司对于性骚扰有非常严格的规定”

'Our company has a very strict policy on sexual harassment'

作者: 奥斯两开 [Ausleonkia]

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关键词: 欧美, A片, 开场情节, 假冒水管工, 旱冰, 水洒到衣服, 殡仪馆, 送披萨, 下棋, 送家具, 史前, 乡村, 办公室

创建日期: 2008-11-29